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Mustanged 

When someone is hurt by an idiot in a mustang trying to show off
“Where’s Dave?”
“Bro, Dave was watching people burnout and got mustanged hard and now has a feeding tube
Mustanged by Bluejoffles May 29, 2020
No matter what you are doing when you hear the unmistakable exhaust from a Mustang you stop and look for it and totally forget what you were doing before you heard it.

When you get sidetracked in the middle of something. Similar to when a dog hears “ SQUIRREL” everything else stops…
We were in the middle of the conversation and all of a sudden we were Mustanged…we lost where we were in the process and had to start all over again.

I started to look up the score for the game last night and two hours later I was watching cat videos and still don’t know the score… I got Mustanged!

I was in the middle of looking at the solution and I got Mustang next thing. I know I was looking up real estate in Costa Rica.

Kicking Mustang 

A middle-aged incel who cheats at Monopoly and uploads creepy videos of kids to YouTube whilst tweeting racist conspiracy theories on twitter.
Yo, that guy is such a Kicking Mustang that I heard he got himself banned from over forty different social media sites.

Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome

Commonly resulting from a sudden increase in Cocaine fuelled meditation, KMDS can result in late night googling of one's self, foaming at the mouth, erectile dysfunction, uncontrollable crying, lazy eye and hair loss.
"He's 50 years old and been screaming at his computer screen like a baby all night, if he turns out to have Kicking Mustang Derangement Syndrome then at least he won't reproduce."

go mustang 

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies
1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.
go mustang by james savik September 18, 2015

Roy Mustang 

A character from the anime/manga series Fullmetal Alchemist.

Roy Mustang is the very picture of an attractive, sophisticated man in the prime of life. With his dark, piercing eyes and clean-shaven, baby-faced visage, the infamous colonel attracts a great deal of attention from admirers. Roy's dark hair - perhaps in keeping with his persona - is worn casually unkempt, falling over his eyes; in more formal or somber situations, however, he is known to wear it neatly slicked back. He is also DEAD SEXY... IN A MINI SKIRT!!!!

On the surface, Roy seems to be a shallow and self-absorbed man, infamous among many of his colleagues and subordinates alike for the selfish and narcissistic aura he gives off.
At the core, he is a remarkably devoted commander whose primary focus and personal duty is to his friends and subordinates. Though he hides it well behind a veil of cynicism and self-importance, Roy Mustang is a man who cares deeply about the people who trust and support him
"Have you seen roy mustang?''
"Yeah he's dead sexy, in a mini skirt!!!!"
Roy Mustang by grell335 April 28, 2012