Mitticism

A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.

Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."

by virago August 22, 2012

Mitticism

An unclever attempt at wit or stupid remark made by Mitt Romney.

"Mitt Romney's latest Mitticism is calling the president's criticism of his tax policy 'Obamaloney'."

by RedStateLiberal August 7, 2012

Mittyisms

Sudden and full-blown imaginative flights of fancy, usually in the middle of performing a boring task.

On any given day inside the grey perimeter of the prison, she might average a dozen wild and colorful Mittyisms.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 9, 2019

mysticism and paranormal

Forum on the shroomery with magic, crystals, goths, and a general lack of coherent reasoning.

(Posted in Science and Tech)
Hey guys! I was reading some of Alex Jones' articles and I suddenly realized that the oil companies are killing all the alternative energy proponents. OMG, amirite?

So what do you say we do to ensure that hemp and patchouli energy sources are saved from this conspiracy!

1st Reply: Go back to mysticism and paranormal with the rest of the nutjobs.

2nd Reply: OMG! Contact middleman and arrange a crystal seance quick! Only the vibrations of the earth mother can save us!

3rd Reply: DSHSB

by Rahie May 28, 2008

Mysticism

Vague; obscure thinking or belief; doctrine that states it's possible to achieve communion with God through contemplation and love

Through mysticism she reached the dark side.

by Hobbits.Of.Camelot September 24, 2016

Titticism

A witty remark that has slightly twatish undertones

Used in the same way as witticism - "Dude that was such a titticism"

by custardcream555 February 25, 2011

counter-witticism

A witty comeback to a dark humored joke directed at someone. Also, answering to a sarcastic question with equal amount of sarcasm.

Tom: Dude, a drunk could drive better than you
Dick: Oh yeah, Tom? In that case you should drive
Harry: Tom, you got PWNed by counter-witticism

by Jason Grimes December 29, 2005