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mittoris
mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023
mitochondria
mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017
Chlorophyll mitochondria
A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex
We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria
Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018
mitochondria
mitochondria by hop55 May 25, 2017
Mitochondria
The powerhouse of the cell.
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Mitochondria by The Founf Lord August 29, 2017
Minoo
Minoo in Farsi means "behesht" which in English is "Paradise" or "Heaven".
Minoo is also a girls' name in Iran and India.. All "Minoo"s in Iran are beautiful and pretty and also intelligent. The meaning of this word (Paradise) shows exactly the personality of girls who have this name. You can find an infinite calmness in paradise, so you can find infinite calmness in girls named Minoo. Therefore Minoo means anything good, anything that reminds you the "heaven".
Minoo= Kind, Beautiful, calm, Intelligent, Pretty, Cute, Moderate, Lovely, Happy ... and any good and lovely adjective you know.
Don't forget girls named Minoo .. :)
Minoo is also a girls' name in Iran and India.. All "Minoo"s in Iran are beautiful and pretty and also intelligent. The meaning of this word (Paradise) shows exactly the personality of girls who have this name. You can find an infinite calmness in paradise, so you can find infinite calmness in girls named Minoo. Therefore Minoo means anything good, anything that reminds you the "heaven".
Minoo= Kind, Beautiful, calm, Intelligent, Pretty, Cute, Moderate, Lovely, Happy ... and any good and lovely adjective you know.
Don't forget girls named Minoo .. :)
Minoo by Paradise 1 March 4, 2010
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026