Mitio 

Mitio is just a random mother*ucking stoner. He loves f*cking forty years old women and smoking pot. There are many Mitios but most famous is known as "Mozuka" cause he's so "smart" guy. Mitio loves alcohol and smoking Marlboro reds. He's also f*cking single guy so you can beat him if you see him on da streets. You can call him cause he got no homies

Mitio loves alcohol

Mitio by Pi6kaaa November 20, 2021

mitio 

Mitio is a super honest person who will never lie to you about anything.

How do I look, Mitio"
"You looks like a garbage bag"

mitio by Plko7380 h November 20, 2021

Mitio 

Mitio is a super honest person who will never lie to you

How do I look, Mitio?
You looks like a garbage bag.

Mitio by Plko7380 h November 21, 2021

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

minion tampons by minion tampons July 11, 2022

mitochondria 

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

mitochondria by Zaniel December 18, 2017

Miitopia 

The best game of all time

Miitopia is the best.

Miitopia by Pure Ultimate March 19, 2020

Chlorophyll mitochondria 

A sleeping disease where people stand up when withdrawing money infront of an ATM caused by flies that bite in 3s
The flies never come in 4s and they don't have problems mating since the third one is never interested in sex

We have been queing all day behind my former 12 the grade teacher who seems to have fallen asleep at the counter since he is suffering from chlorophyll mitochondria

Chlorophyll mitochondria by Xhosa is September 27, 2018