6 definitions by Zaniel

beats

Someone who is very poor and has literally no money and calls their cheap-ass Five Below headphones

Poor person: Hey look, I got some new beats!

Poor Person's Friend: Bitch I saw those at the Dollar Store in the sale bin yesterday.

by Zaniel December 17, 2017

balding

when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding

"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"

by Zaniel November 29, 2021

mitochondria

The powerhouse of the cell, also used as a way to somehow turn on your significant other

BF: whispers the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
GF: I am suddenly horny

by Zaniel December 17, 2017

Thottie List

Not to be confused with the Naughty List, this is the list for all the, to quote Nicki MInaj 'Super Hoes' that Santa won't even give coal.

Santa: Naughty, Nice, Nice, Nice, oh! This girls been a ho, ho, ho! Thottie List!

by Zaniel December 19, 2017

Kermit

The legendary but also older than your grandma puppet-on-a-string frog who is often found drinking some Lipton tea and killing himself

Bystander: OMG Kermit's finna jump off that skyscraper!

Bystander 2: Again?

by Zaniel December 17, 2017

squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021