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A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.
by daniel benyamini February 24, 2008
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by James Messina August 11, 2006
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A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.
"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"
by Zarg Grage February 23, 2009
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What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.
What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
β€œHey! You stepped on mitosis!”
by peanut_ariel_carlos March 03, 2019
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Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.
by Please call me Marvin March 19, 2016
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this is a scientific penis. this is how you refer to a penis but scientifically.
friend: β€œhey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: β€œyou were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”
by that science teacher November 01, 2020
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