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French slang for "liar." Doesn't show up on google translate, so if you see this, now you know what they're saying ;)
"je pense qu'il est un mito" - I think that he is a liar
mito by Landthrow November 10, 2017
mito is a big dick having 15 year old male who currently resides in the small city of del rio tx
yo is that mito with the big dick over there
mito by åñdÿ September 21, 2022
A guy or girl who is super innocent, sweet, and overall a super nice person to be around
Oh look, its Mito!
Mito by Aurora Yukihime November 24, 2021

salty mito 

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.
After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.
salty mito by shocknawe December 2, 2009

Chel-Mito 

The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'
'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.
Chel-Mito by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Aunt Mito 

A queen that raised the unripped fruit we know as gon and is super sweet and I love her :}
omg your such an aunt mito (your so nice)