mito

French slang for "liar." Doesn't show up on google translate, so if you see this, now you know what they're saying ;)

"je pense qu'il est un mito" - I think that he is a liar

by Landthrow November 10, 2017

mito

mito is a big dick having 15 year old male who currently resides in the small city of del rio tx

yo is that mito with the big dick over there

by åñdÿ September 21, 2022

MITO

The name of DPR IAN's alter ego
MITO stands for 'mood swings in this order'

Yo MITO, pass me the tape!

by vvjjjjxx March 23, 2021

salty mito

Vomiting on someone during sex due to excessive alchohol consumption, especially after eating snack foods suck as salted nuts or chips.

After the wild and crazy night, he ruined it all by performing a salty mito right when they switched positions.

by shocknawe December 02, 2009

Chel-Mito

The fathomable word in human language that can be used to describe the combination of both 'Ch' and 'El-Mito.'

'El-Mito' is a mexican drug lord wanted in 53 countries for 77,000 counts of murder, 54,000 rapes, and drug trafficking a total of 14 tonnes of pure mexican black tar heroin. 'Ch' is the CEO of hoes. However, they can combine, creating the Deity 'Chel-Mito', known in; Christianity as God, Islam as Allah, Nordic as the All-Father Odin. Chel-Mito has unimaginable libido matched only by Jormungandr (Mat Oldfield), Shrek, and Big Jimmy Passlow.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Aunt Mito

A queen that raised the unripped fruit we know as gon and is super sweet and I love her :}

omg your such an aunt mito (your so nice)

by Killuassecretwhife May 29, 2021

shitos mitos

noun;
preferably used instead of swearing
most commonly stated during high-pressure situations.

"Shitos Mitos", I forgot to thaw the chicken.

by urstinkyunclesam March 21, 2022