Mitchellism

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A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011

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Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

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mitchelling

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

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the mitchells vs the machines

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

the mitchells vs the machines by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

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Mitchelli

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

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Phil Mitchelling

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Phil Mitchelling by Billyamilton March 3, 2019

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mitchelling

the process of producing a software application that would otherwise be a company flagship product inside 8 hours

he just mitchelled the hell out of those requirements. those requirements just got mitchelled. has anyone seen mitchell? no, hes mitchelling.

mitchelling by s33ms33 June 23, 2022

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Striver

The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.

Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh

Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009

Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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jalopy

A shitty car

"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."

jalopy by watson November 20, 2002

Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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