Mitchellism 

A comment, statement or question that is so unbelievable that it just might possibly be true.
Said by a man who thinks he will make a woman collapse twitching in a puddle of their own bodily fluids at the sight of him and the sound of his voice.

When talking to a woman "Now I don't admit this very often but I play Netball" "Wow, what a Mitchellism, that is so unbelievable that you must be talking the truth, let me take my pants off"

Mitchellism by faggy4387 October 20, 2011

Mitchellian

A rant or monologue in the style of David Mitchell

Person A: Did you here Steve last night with his Mitchellian rant?
Person B: Yeah, it was so awesome!

Mitchellian by Jomos Wollos March 21, 2011

mitchelling 

blocking people using bad grammer

mitch was mitchelling his facebook account

mitchelling by gahbigsteve February 2, 2017

the mitchells vs the machines 

The Mitchells vs the machines is a 2021 animated comedy family movie based around a teenager that is going through relationship problems with her dad, and when the dad, Rick Mitchell (voiced by Danny McBride) cancels her tickets to college to have a family road trip, the robot uprising begins from the company pal. The whole family has to save the world from doom as the robots decide to put humanity into space forever. In my opinion, this movie was a great movie to watch on Netflix.

the mitchells vs the machines...

the mitchells vs the machines by DrDoofenschmirtz May 5, 2021

Mitchelli 

Meaning best friends who can tell each other practically anything and never having an awkward moment about it.

Those Mitchelli's just talked about a turtle fucking a dog and there was no awkward silence.

Mitchelli by Dick Spritzle September 21, 2011

Phil Mitchelling 

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Phil Mitchelling by Billyamilton March 3, 2019

mitchelling 

the process of producing a software application that would otherwise be a company flagship product inside 8 hours

he just mitchelled the hell out of those requirements. those requirements just got mitchelled. has anyone seen mitchell? no, hes mitchelling.

mitchelling by s33ms33 June 23, 2022