Mistledick

The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.

It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.

Mistledick by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020

middledicker 

/ˈmɪdldɪkər / noun

The middledicker, a new form of flipping the bird, involving one buddy's hand and the other buddy's boner.
Taking a fist and holding it up like you would be flipping someone off, your buddy would then line up his erect penis behind the fist where the middle finger would be, thus creating the illusion of flipping the bird.

Can also be accomplished alone.

"Hey Dan, Steven just cheated at beer pong. Let's give him the middledicker."

middledicker by Dicker November 11, 2013

mistlecock 

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.

Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.

mistlecock by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

miledick 

A penis that is 1 mile long.

Jimmy has a miledick

miledick by BabbleBoy February 11, 2023