mistlecock 

Noun. Mistlecock: A hanging ornament (commonly a dildo or penis like figure with a mistle toe connected) usually placed above doors or other places where one might cross. Standing under a mistlecock with anyone of the opposite sex requires the man to thrust his cock into any part of the women.

Jack and Jill were caught under the Mistlecock, so Jack shoved his cock down Jills throat.

mistlecock by Builtsoguy October 18, 2013

Mistledick

The act of giving her the “D” under the tree.

It’s no wonder Kyle and Heather ended up on the naughty list; if asked for their favorite Christmas tradition they would pick mistledick.

Mistledick by Karen&KyleKoss December 19, 2020