Mistifigation

The feeling when you have an unsolved case or problem in your life

Friend 1: My girl left me for another guy, and idk why?
Friend 2: Dude, you must be so mistifigated.

Mistifigation

Synonym: Mystified

Mistifigation by ouaus August 22, 2019

mutual mystification 

During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.

In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly

mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"

Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

moistification by Minho from the Maze Runner July 17, 2017

mystifixation 

an obsessive desire to present even obvious things as mysterious ones and thus making them unclear and hard to understand just to gain attention of the listeners (from mystification + fixation)

I asked Jeremy about his plans for summer holidays, but I got lost after a couple of seconds he started talking, because he made it so confidential and difficult to understand. It's his mystifixation - a desire to make everything, even simple things, look and sound mysterious.

mystifixation by KurtSteinerPL January 3, 2012

missification 

a process of rendering something more agirlable to chicks.

The predominance of celeb gossip in the 'news' is just one more example of the missification of society.

missification by orangefoxca November 7, 2012

Mastification 

to have sex with all the whores of your
harem at one time.

shit mastafication is the bomb!!

Mastification by Kurt Himself August 15, 2003

mustification 

Letting something rot, go to waste or become stale.

The out of control social media and mobile device use by the millennial generation has caused a mustification of the mind - no longer does the millennial think as an individual, but increasingly only as a hive-mind living in their own selected safe echo chamber.

mustification by woke in czechia August 17, 2017