mystified
mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006
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mystified
sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022
Related Words
mystified • Mustified • mustifiedsf • Mystifier • Mystifried • misti-fied • Mortified • mistyfied • Moistified • mossified
mutual mystification
During a act of cooperation, negotiation or decision making all parties withhold knowledge or information that either prolongs the process or completely destroys any chance of reaching the best possible result for all parties.
In order to "one up" the other both the sales and design teams created mutual mystification byfailing to disclose important exceptions and outlyers in their data that had the ability to compromise any final decision thusly
mutual mystification by Craig H. November 2, 2006
Mortified
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007
Mossified
Mustafied
The process of manipulating the desires of a set person by describing food or a place to make it more attractive/undesirable ,for the soul reason of of causing disruptions ,psychological stress and internal chaos.
Mustafied by shehata_the_great May 17, 2022
mossified
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