Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

Missile cruiser by YAWA May 14, 2015

cruise missile 

An american weapon system smarter than the american president

cruise missile by Ray September 20, 2003

Cruise Missile 

A "cruise missile is a fat joint, blunt, spliff, hogleg. A very potent strain of marijuana has been named after the insane actor. If you smoke a cruise missle you will get stupid high just like Tom.

I was laughing like a manic after we smoked a cruise missile.

Cruise Missile by DanTX April 8, 2008

Cruise Missile 

1. After foreplay but before sex a man stands on the end of the bed whilst the woman lies on the bed, usually underneath him. The man then lets a cry, usually CRUISE MISSILE or KAMIKAZE and then jumps onto the woman aiming to conduct sexual intercourse at a heightened velocity.

2. A type of weapon employed by armed forces to take out enemy instillations at a long to medium range.

1. Man 1: Hey man I totally cruise missiled my girlfriend last night.

Man 2: Is that why you're walking funny today and you have a black eye?

Man 1: Totally worth it.

2. General: Privates this is a cruise missile. You will be working with this for most of your army career.

Private: Hey that reminds me, I'm seeing my girlfriend tonight.

Cruise Missile by Jenno18 July 28, 2010

Alabama cruise missile 

When you shit then ram it at a forcefully high speed into your female cousins cooter

I just gave cousin darlene an alabama cruise missile last night

Alabama cruise missile by Candurus December 30, 2021

cruise missile 

a badly programmed ballistic weapon used to indiscriminantly target innocent civilians under the impression of high-tech, high-precision warfare.

"That cruise missile just hit Bulgaria"

cruise missile by brit March 26, 2003

cruise missile 

a gay warhead

look at that bent bastard cruising around Baghdad

cruise missile by www.fulep.com April 19, 2004