MissAster 

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

MissAster by Clicksmama January 11, 2015

miaster 

Pronounced me-ass-ter

-adj.
1. portmanteau of "miracle" and "disaster"

2. both pleasant and painful or regretful

3. bittersweet

Bob: I got the lead role in Romeo & Juliet yesterday!

Chuck: Oh, yeah?

Bob: Yeah, it was a bit of a miaster, though... The original lead got food poisoning. *shifty eyes*

miaster by mariahneu April 19, 2009

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

mixmaster mike 

Current DJ of the Beastie Boys.

Mixmaster Mike with the scratch routine.

mixmaster mike by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005

kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!

Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!

kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

Jesus mixmaster 

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird

Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.

Jesus mixmaster by Doug Mack January 2, 2008

Missinterhear 

Missinterhearing is when someone says something and you don't quite hear what they have said, but instead of asking them to repeat it you respond with what you think you have heard. Old people are known to do this frequently.

Housemate A: It's three days till we get internet!
Housemate B: WHAT? Did you just say that there are three days till we get INTIMATE? What the hell!!!
Housemate A: Dude, you totally missinterheard me.

Person A: Tonight I'm going to wear my sluttishly high heels...
Person B: What on earth are Cottage Pie Heels??

Missinterhear by iloveonionsoupandcroutons September 25, 2010