kissaster

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!

Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!

by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Kissassery

Someone being a kiss ass

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.

by Snakie July 12, 2013

kissassery

see asskissery

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.

by infinityx December 30, 2008

kissters

A lesbian couple who look like sisters.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are both blond.Total kissters.

by sirjustice February 8, 2012

kissterrupted

When someone speaking is interrupted by an unexpected kiss from another.

He was in the middle of explaining why he was standing in her door when she kissterrupted him... it was so romantic!

by Gryffen March 5, 2011

MissAster

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

by Clicksmama January 11, 2015