kissaster 

verb

a horrible, terrible kiss which never to be repeated. EVER!

Dude 1: That chick from last night, she didn't return any of my calls.

Dude 2: Maybe you committed your kissaster.

Dude 1: Shut up!

kissaster by mglnitemare August 13, 2010

pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

pissaster by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

Kissassery 

Someone being a kiss ass

I'm seeing too much kissassery with this new boss around the office.

Kissassery by Snakie July 12, 2013

kissassery 

see asskissery

His blatant kissassery makes me want to hurl.

kissassery by infinityx December 30, 2008

kissters 

A lesbian couple who look like sisters.

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are both blond.Total kissters.

kissters by sirjustice February 8, 2012

kissterrupted 

When someone speaking is interrupted by an unexpected kiss from another.

He was in the middle of explaining why he was standing in her door when she kissterrupted him... it was so romantic!

kissterrupted by Gryffen March 5, 2011

MissAster 

Female who is being a smarty pants. Or know it all.

Alright MissAster, we all know you have a photographic memory. You don't have to rub it in our faces.

MissAster by Clicksmama January 11, 2015