Misplague 

Commonly used in the medical industry to identify a false diagnosis of an STD caused by beastiality. A doctor who has diagnosed this is likely to have a biased view towards the patient and the animal(s) involved.

Patient: So doctor, what is it?
Doctor: Sorry son, you have chlamydia.
Patient: Nah, probably just a misplague, it was only one anteater.

Misplague by ArtiflexMcGumbley November 22, 2022

Misplaced 

1.To place something,where nobody can find it.

2.To put something in the wrong position.

1.I have misplaced the remote control,and cannot find it.

2.No,no,no,you've misplaced the sheet.

Misplaced by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

Misplaced Jewel 

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.

"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."

Misplaced Jewel by Shott April 21, 2009

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.

first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.

Misplaced Mojo by rubber turtle September 17, 2010

Misplaced 

1.To lose track of

2.Mass distribution of meaningless merchandise.

1.I misplaced my battery.
2.I would like to buy that Misplaced t-shirt, because i listen to them ALL the time.

Misplaced by Misplaced Skate May 18, 2005

misplaced attraction 

being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.

I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.

misplaced attraction by Julie-n-Dave July 16, 2010

Misplace 

Person 1: Did you just misplace the definition and example?
Person 2: No I didn't.

If you misplace something, you position it incorrectly.

Misplace by HemophobiaIsNotHomophobia June 23, 2020