Lesin

The word ‘Lies,’ typically said by someone who is heavily under the influence.
Person 1: “So, your father tells me you had a vasectomy?”

Person 2 (drunk): “LESIN!”
by ArtiflexMcGumbley June 17, 2024
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Misplague

Commonly used in the medical industry to identify a false diagnosis of an STD caused by beastiality. A doctor who has diagnosed this is likely to have a biased view towards the patient and the animal(s) involved.
Patient: So doctor, what is it?
Doctor: Sorry son, you have chlamydia.
Patient: Nah, probably just a misplague, it was only one anteater.
by ArtiflexMcGumbley November 22, 2022
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