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misplace the race 

When you go into a neighborhood that isn't familar to you and find yourself surrounded by other ethnic groups other than your own.
Billy Joe Bob: Man the scenary around here is quite colorful!

Tyrone: What the heck is that country bumpkin doing on our block?

Billy Joe Bob: I better lock my car doors as I drive thru this neighborhood.

Tyrone: He best keep drivin'!

Billy Joe Bob: Did I just misplace the race?

Misplaced 

1.To place something,where nobody can find it.

2.To put something in the wrong position.
1.I have misplaced the remote control,and cannot find it.

2.No,no,no,you've misplaced the sheet.
Misplaced by Toa Pohatu February 3, 2017

Misplaced Jewel 

When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.

Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.
"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."
Misplaced Jewel by Shott April 21, 2009

Misplaced Mojo

Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.
first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.
Misplaced Mojo by rubber turtle September 17, 2010

Misplaced 

1.To lose track of

2.Mass distribution of meaningless merchandise.
1.I misplaced my battery.
2.I would like to buy that Misplaced t-shirt, because i listen to them ALL the time.
Misplaced by Misplaced Skate May 18, 2005

misplaced attraction 

being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.
I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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