When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.
Seeing someone else's attractive partner or spouse, and thinking you could give them more pleasure then they've already got.
first guy> See that hot redhead dancing with that stiff? She'd be having more fun dancing with me!
second guy> Misplaced Mojo, dude, you know their engaged.
being attracted to someone because they remind you of someone else that you were/are attracted to.
I'm totally hot for the girl Julie who sits in the next cube over from me at work. I hardly know her, but she reminds me of my old girlfriend who is a hottie! I guess you could say I have misplaced attraction for her.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.