minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Minton

A fine-quality porcelain ware produced in Stoke-on-Trent since 1793.

An English minton making ceramic factory was founded by Thomas Minton, Joseph Poulson in 1793.

by anonymous January 3, 2025

Ed Minton

Ed Minton is one of the vocalists/guitarists of the band 'Elliot Minor' (formerly 'The Academy').
He is half Japanese, and has two sisters. He has a thing for green tea...
Ed met Alex at Uppingham School when they were 13, and is one of the two original members of the band. They started writing music and recording together, and performed acoustic covers at the school. In 2005, after leaving Uppingham, both decided to be serious about their music and took a gap year from their studies during which they focused on writing and recording their own songs.
He's super cool, and wants to show you his ride. Vroom, vroom!

Elliot Minor consists of;
Alex Davies,
ED MINTON,
Dan Hetherton,
Ed 'Teddy' Hetherton
and
Ali Paul

by C-to the-double-O-L March 1, 2009

brock minton

the worlds best future porn star

Guy 1: Hey have you heard of Brock Minton?
Guy 2: Yeah I busted a fat nut to one of his videos last night
Guy 1: Yeah, it's insane how successful he is despite the fact that his dick is only two centimeters
Guy 2: Yeah its really a big ego boost

by JeepyCreepers September 10, 2018

Danny minton

True warrior straight forward if your lucky to come across one keep them they are survivors and will forever back a true friend family orientated man with big ambitions #keeper

That Danny minton is a legend

by Danny minton December 16, 2019

minthone

"A smooth, decisive, or crafty move" It a is term said to be derived from a great 19th-century U.S. Republican politcian's name that is said to have consistently conquered all political opposition from all parties w/his clever speak.

Man... she was not trying to hear what I was saying and playing hard-to-get. I had to pull a "minthone" on her and I got the digits (her phone number)... We're going-out on Friday...

by DaFonz3000 July 31, 2009

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