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When you get too emotional or attached to a specific game,
when loosing the game would result in loosing any sense of self control.
Bermula dengan man nak penampaq muiz sebab dier sepak hub..

Man:"Kiimaak,ko buat lagi sekali aku penampar muka kau"

Muiz:buat muka sedih :(

Amar:"Pehal ko nih?Main game pun nak mantong sangat ker?
Aku getah kang sat lagi!"
mantong by ImaHappyKlown November 3, 2007
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person who get drunk or high because of fags or alcohol
(tiger beer la contoh).or wut we called it,lalok or tingtong or xaxau
one day,me,romero,ammar,and dato k saw salim walks unproperly.and he also always rubbing his fucking black head.
suddenly...

romero:oi salim apa kena ang ni.terencat ka
salim:atoii..bukanla.aku mantong la.(nak nangis)
ammar:lol.apsal plak dah?
salim:aku overdose shitsha la
datok k:hihi.tu la aku dah ckp,sepam dua sudey.haa kan?
salim:aku sanggap dowh.tu psl aku isap smpai abes satu
balang shisha.ergh
ramai2:wakakaka gila btoi(disambung dgn kutukan,cacimakian)
salim:waaaa...atoii...cmni la korang..sdeyh tol
ramai2:hoho xD

pity salim.but he's white.i mean..real "white"
hehe sory salim =D
Mantong by kaospilot January 14, 2008
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dizziness or stoned because of fags or alcohol
one day,romero saw saleem walks unproperly on the 2nd floor before entering Datuk's house and rubbing his dick eh his fuckin black head.

romero:weyh apa hal hang ni saleem?
saleem:aku mantong maa
romero:cmna bleyh mantong?
saleem:aku overdose shisha
romero:wahahaha(panggil budak ramai2 kutuk saleem)

however,saleem is not the real faggot.lol
mantong by kaospilot January 13, 2008
Hit with the ladies, pimp, playa
My Dragger military brother is such a player! He's the Mandong yo!
Mandong by 03bangbang February 26, 2017
a Filipino term reserved usually for an person older than you. (Example: an older brother, your grandfather, older cousin, etc..)
Manong Jun-Jun will be 72 today!
manong by smiffytheninja January 16, 2008

mantonelli 

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
mantonelli by drewcus September 22, 2012

dark mantonio 

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
Michigan State Coach Mark Dantonio has a dark mantonio.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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