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manblanking

The process of men phasing out while women speak.
Example 1:
While Vicky was talking, Jan manblanked, not listening to a single word she said.

Example 2:
Vicky: "Don't you agree?"
Jan: "Sorry, what?"
Vicky: "Are you manblanking me again?!"
manblanking by MightyBooshers November 4, 2018
Related Words
The confusion to the brain that occurs when one is being bombarded with too many ideas, opinions and or instructions at the same time.
I grew overly anxious when watching the view on television after the panel proceeded to all talk at once but when sherry interjected a stupid jeffery anecdote ,I suffered a terrible case of mindflack and changed the channel.
Mindflack by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

mindbang 

an unfathomable shifting in a well-established paradigm.
my mom sent me a care package from back at home. i opened it and there was a dead cat. MINDBANG!
mindbang by wowowowow October 5, 2004

Manblanket 

A blanket of human male, useful for it's warming properties at night in the dead of winter.
I was so cold last night I couldn't sleep, my manblanket was out of town on a conference.
Manblanket by Fuffilina July 6, 2010

Mindbanger 

Taken from the 2011 summer series "Friends With Benefits," a Mindbanger is the one significant other who gets into your head and takes over your mind in a way that all you care about is becoming like them and sustaining a clearly dysfunctional relationship. All you want to do is become whoever you think your boyfriend wants you to be, while losing yourself in the process.

A person who is mindbanged becomes completely disconnected with their family, friends, and previous lifestyle in pursuit of a pointless relationship.
"Oh...there goes Sarah, falling for her mindbanger, Joe"

"Yeah isn't he the guy who totally devastated her after she moved cross country for him instead of taking that big promotion?"

"That's what love can do..."
Mindbanger by TheMusician September 6, 2011

mindlink 

A mindlink is when two people think the exact same at the exact same time. Possibly even finishes each others' sentences.
Mindlink: Common among bestfriends and lovers.
mindlink by theUNICORNofRAINBOW September 24, 2011