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mindflank 

<i>Verb</i>
Coined by Te'Devan Kurzweil, mindflanking is the art of saying something that nobody expects and expanding their mind in doing so.
Where a generally common/idiomatic exchange may be occuring, you instead say something totally whacked out and unexpected. You break a social convention and their whole perception of that convention is altered.

I'm not sure about the validity of the perception altering, but it's fun.
Man 1: Hello
Man 2: I'd like to sleep with my second cousin.

Damn...you've been mindflanked.
mindflank by tackledspoon January 15, 2005
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The confusion to the brain that occurs when one is being bombarded with too many ideas, opinions and or instructions at the same time.
I grew overly anxious when watching the view on television after the panel proceeded to all talk at once but when sherry interjected a stupid jeffery anecdote ,I suffered a terrible case of mindflack and changed the channel.
Mindflack by Walter eagle December 19, 2010

mindlink 

A mindlink is when two people think the exact same at the exact same time. Possibly even finishes each others' sentences.
Mindlink: Common among bestfriends and lovers.
mindlink by theUNICORNofRAINBOW September 24, 2011

mindflayer perk

honestly i overlooked this perk
the mindflayer perk is a perk from the Roblox game decaying winter
It releases a spider which literally controls the enemies (aka scavengers)
I expected it to be good but it's lowkey mid
Notes:
Enemies must be atleast at 79/80 (?) Hp to control them
Damaged enemies will regen their health fully
You can't control alien babarue (aka skinner), billie eilish (aka hanger), ultraman max (aka sickler), not larry with shield (aka guards) and arabic sniper (aka yosef)
mindflayer perk is kinda mid

mindwank 

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."
mindwank by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mindwank 

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.
mindwank by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

MindShank 

A new age YouTuber that is somewhat cancerous, but very entertaining...
"Retard" (MindShank)
MindShank by The Retard? March 1, 2017