mindank

an incredibly sexy young lady. she is smart and beautiful but cant be told this to her face. she is not little, but of perfect size. no one deserves a mindank because she is a goddess. she makes many guys jizz in their pants right before she cuts their dicks off and melts them down into a liquid to later be used for the making of plastic bottles. mindank is very.......dank.

king kong: "roooooooaaaarr!! give me your best maiden!"

citizen: "fuck you nigger! the mindanks ours!"

by frankenstein666-88niggerrific November 24, 2011

mindango

Mindango (mah-dan-goh): A word used as a substitution for the phrase "my dang old". Mostly used when talking to a friend and drinking a beer. It is derived from redneck southern slang.

Tony: "Dam mindango lawn mower shit the bed the other day."
Bob: "Dam Schwo that sucks. Now how are you going to cut your grass."

by b--rad September 16, 2008

mindwank

An exercise in mental masturbation, also known as a mindfwap.

"So you think that Batman could beat Superman in a fight? Okay, I'm up for a quick mindwank."

by Sqrrl101 September 20, 2005

mindwank

Basically a mindfuck but when you do it to yourself

I thought to myself: "what if the multiverse was real, and there was a universe where the multiverse doesn't exist." I was mindwanked.

by headbanger-69 May 3, 2015

Mindink

Thoughts put down on paper.

She was all caught up in her Mindink.

by Pizzyerl September 21, 2015

Mindwanking

Mindwanking is the spiritual act of ejaculating without physically caressing ones schlong. Developed by Master Oogway in the 5th dynasty.

"Dude I got bored in Communion today so I just started mindwanking"

by Plazma Brian February 26, 2020

Minank

This is name of the person with lots of prosperity an greatness

Minank is a boy.

by MG_PHOENIX November 23, 2021