Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Dirty
I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard lastweek.
p. (my-nerd) Ownership of a nerd. A name given to someone who has a lot of knowledge in some or all subjects. Usually owned by stupid people to get them through life.
I'm so stupid, the only way I can be a productive member of society is with Mineard.
The name aimie comes from "aimer" and we all really love her tho some people like to pick on her first husband NOYA.
But for real, she is a perfect hooman and should be happy all the time!!! So if you ever meet her, make sure to keep her happy!
We all luv you, Aimez!
AIMEZ GET YOUR ASS HERE!
I luv u so much ma'am. (Aimes Minyard-Noya )
Aimez Minyard-Noya is perfect human #1
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)