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Dirty Minyard 

Dirty Minyard
When you drop your roommates kids of at church camp and you back into a parking space at a 7-11 and start master bating while watching other guys pump gas. Right at the moment of climax you realize the one closest to you is a coworker and you're so shocked the load lands in your usb charger port shorting it out.
Dirty

I can’t charge my phone because I did Dirty Minyard last week.
Dirty Minyard by Jbrooksie711 June 26, 2023
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a man of great wealth, power, respect, and intelligence
he is such a minyard
Minyard by Codee Ingram April 6, 2008
p. (my-nerd) Ownership of a nerd. A name given to someone who has a lot of knowledge in some or all subjects. Usually owned by stupid people to get them through life.
I'm so stupid, the only way I can be a productive member of society is with Mineard.
mineard by KurtCobainLives September 7, 2006

Aimez Minyard-Noya 

The name aimie comes from "aimer" and we all really love her tho some people like to pick on her first husband NOYA.
But for real, she is a perfect hooman and should be happy all the time!!! So if you ever meet her, make sure to keep her happy!
We all luv you, Aimez!
AIMEZ GET YOUR ASS HERE!
I luv u so much ma'am. (Aimes Minyard-Noya )
Aimez Minyard-Noya is perfect human #1

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026