Midgetard

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

by Cocksucker December 17, 2003

Midgardian

A Midgardian is a Earth dweller also know as humans. This is because in Norse mythology there are 9 Realms, and Earth is named Midgard so people that live there are called Midgardians.

"In all of Midgard I have never seen a Midgardian as beautiful as you."

by PrinceLoki March 29, 2016

Midgetry

General shenanigans or mischief committed by midgets.

There is midgetry afoot!

by ComradeD August 14, 2008

Midgetcody syndrome

Meaning your a midget for life

Victoria diagnosed cody with midgetcody syndrome

by Einsteins half brother August 23, 2019

Midgetal

a unit of measurement for determining the height of a midget. 1 midgetal is equal to 1.4 feet. 40 centimeters or 16 inches.
Also can be used for determining distance

A midget is 4 feet tall so he is 3 midgetals tall.

by wordmaster930 July 23, 2009

Midgetaro

1. One of the most powerful/fearsome midgets in human history. His super strength and ability to fit in small places is legendary.

2. An affectionate term for a midget or short person.

Tom: "Haha!!! Look at that stupid midget!"

Steve: "Dude...thats Midgetaro..."

"AGHH!!!!!"

Only bones remain.

by Argonak April 11, 2008

Midgard

In Norse myth, the defensive fortress which the gods build about the middle portion of the earth allotted to men in order to protect mankind from the giants. Midgard ("middle world") is on the same level as Nidavellir (land of the dwarfs), Svartalfheim (land of the dark elves/dwarfs) and Jotunheim (the land of the giants).

Old Norse: Midgardr

Fredji! Quick let us retreat to Midgard.

by Hieros August 1, 2005