Minetard 

Minecraft retard. Sucks at it, and is a n00b.

Thinks redstone is ruby.

Thinks lapis is sapphire, which technically it is. In the game, there is no 'sapphire'.

Thinks emeralds make tools, and armor, a along with 'ruby', stone, etc.

stone and wood make tools not armor.

Minetarded person- wood, y u no make armor.

Minetard by СукаБлять January 26, 2015

mingtard

Quite simply a mixture of a minger (someone who fell out of the butt ugly tree and hit the sphincter on the way down) and a fucktard (someone who isn't retarded, but who is so stupid/annoying/idiotic, that they sure do appear that way.)

Not only was that barmaid as fat an ugly as a hippo, she couldn't even subtract 4 from 10. What a mingtard!

mingtard by Hayes Benedict Thompson September 16, 2007

Mincetard 

Someone who is fat and uses twitter

Have you seen that mincetard?

Mincetard by Bag Source February 19, 2018

minutard 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly late, and never seems to have a minute; a person who is very busy.

Combining the words minute and retard.

Guy 1: Dude, I asked him a question and he just walked away!
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a total minutard!

minutard by tha8yearold June 13, 2008

mineard

p. (my-nerd) Ownership of a nerd. A name given to someone who has a lot of knowledge in some or all subjects. Usually owned by stupid people to get them through life.

I'm so stupid, the only way I can be a productive member of society is with Mineard.

mineard by KurtCobainLives September 7, 2006

mintard 

A basic combination of the insults minda and retard. Due to its absurdity (or perhaps the reason for it), the resulting word is more jocular than offensive.

Note: More popular than the alternative combination: reda.

You mintard Sachetan! The girls don't want to see that!

mintard by Wojindows April 11, 2007

miketarded 

when you're name is mike and you are completely retarded. You manage to spell simple words wrong and you don't understand things until they are explained to you slowly, but everyone still loves you.

Mike: "I really don't get what you mean!"

Friend: "You're miketarded!"

miketarded by highlandboy April 10, 2012