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Minced Meat 

When your dick is torn up and raw from a long, weekend sex marathon. Usually feels on fire for days.
The weekend with Rachel was Hot. She fucked me all weekend. But paying the price with this minced meat. Got a get some salve braaaahhhh.
Minced Meat by Eaton Holgoode December 8, 2017
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Minced meat 

When a male is transferred to a woman durning surgery his Dick is mincemeat
Bruce Jenner has minced meat
Minced meat by Wild Bill 53 December 30, 2019

minced monkey meat 

person that is absolutly a piece of stinky shit and needs to go wash thier cooter!
you smell like minced monkey meat!
minced monkey meat by scrobbs April 1, 2010

mince meat 

Saying stupid stuff. Doing stupid things. Not thinking through what you are going to do.
David is such a mince meat, that he thought the Full House theme said "heat man tv" rather then "evening TV."

David is such a mince meat, he thought Lucas had been in Sweden the night before he played a soccer game in Oregon!
mince meat by Henry David September 27, 2006

mince meat pickle 

have you ever tasted a mince meat pickle?
mince meat pickle by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

meat mincer 

The hot guy who loves to watch little boys do fun stuff, for example he likes to watch children masturbateeeee
"that dude is looking at my child, he must be a meat mincer."
meat mincer by Meat Mincer November 27, 2018

mincemeat pie 

An insanely delicious pie made of apples, peaches, cherries, raisins, and other tart fruits. It is the best pie ever made, with the exception perhaps of pumpkin pie. Typically served with egg-nog at Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations.
"Oh man, I just ate five slices of mincemeat pie."
"Yeah, well, go eat more, son."
mincemeat pie by Phaedrus Raen November 28, 2005
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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