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Person who holds views typical of the Daily Mail and/or its readers.

Generally assumed to be a rabid right-wing racist who holds everyone (except people like them) in the highest suspicion; to be self-centred and think that everyone should like what they like and do what makes them happy. In essence, be like them.
"I'm worried about Henry, he keeps on criticising the NHS and mouthing off about Islam."

"Watch out for him, sounds like he's turning into a Mailtard."
Mailtard by Pseudonym_31 September 2, 2012
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One coming from a school of Millard Middle School, with bad food, dirty EVERYTHING, trailers for classrooms, crappy teachers, and basically no education. But they are really funny and have good personalities.
"THAT MILTARD IS SO STUPID!"

"YEAH, BUT HE'S HILARIOUS!!!!"
Miltard by 357254 August 20, 2009
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A gansta term deriving from Australia, a compliment used to describe how thuggin someone is. Originally millard, the phrase has been changed by todays kids.
your such a miltard homie, mad props!
miltard by Luke Garrick September 4, 2008

Maillardville 

The trashiest, most ghetto neighbourhood in Coquitlam, British Columbia Canada.
"I got jumped in Maillardville last night at Chantal's 18th"
Maillardville by Clare Louise! October 16, 2008
A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard
"Oh my god you're such a maltard"
Maltard by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

Malltard 

N. One who has nothing to do but hang out at the mall or doesn't know what to do with them selves so they just walk around at the mall

v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding
That creeper sitting over there is a malltard I see him here every time I come to the mall.

Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.
Malltard by Azn persuazn February 22, 2010

Maïatard 

Maïatard is someone who is always late and doesn't respect others.
Stop being such a Maïatard
Maïatard by Alloxore October 17, 2023
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