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Has the potential to be the best AFL football know, gets the girls easy, usually ones with blonde hair and really smooth legs
Jeez he's lucky to be a Milsom
milsom by Greatest footballer ever October 3, 2017
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Tom Milsom 

A rather attractive twenty-something English guy who is musically inclined and technologically knowledgeable. He plays a large number of instruments, including the ocarina, the ukulele, the guitar, and the drums. Tom is amazing, he has blue hair, and looks marvelous without a shirt on. He plays/played in the bands Sons of Admirals , Baby Rodeo , and Cage Against the Machine . His YouTube channel is hexachordal , which is a subtle way of saying he knows a great deal about music. His videos are superb, and he has a huge fan base. Not all of them are fangirls , but Tom does have lots of them. When you really think about it, can you blame them? He's sexy and has a voice like silk, he's poetic and charming, he has blue hair, and he has a British accent.
1) Of all the Sons of Admirals, Tom Milsom is my favourite.

2) I love Tom Milsom's song "They" the most out of his catalog, but I also love "Song for the Painfully Indie," "Porphyrophobia," "I Do," and of course, "Indigo."

3) If you don't listen to Tom Milsom, or at least watch him on YouTube, you're really missing out.

Fangirl- OMG OMG OMG TOM MILSOM IS SO HOT AND SEXY AND BRITISH AND CUTE AND SWEET AND AHHHH I MUST HAVE HIM

Fan who is not a fangirl but is a girl- I love Tom Milsom's work, and I rather like his personality, and his voice is quite... oh god you're right, Fangirl. He's sexy.

Finley Milsom 

Finley Milsom is a cutie pie and I love him so Much. He occasionally has a little poo poo on the bus or in Scott mussets mouth. He loves it. Finley likes to play rainbow six siege although he is bad at it. His mum is nice and loves to eat cabbage just like Seth the bird hunter. WE LOVE FINLEY
Finley Milsom by Killergod123 March 23, 2023

misomemeist 

"He's a misomemeist"
misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)
Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Misomaniac

Noun (Uncountable)
1-Someone who hates everything and everyone.

2-Someone who shows hatrey and contempt to everything and everyone. Feels that everything is worthless/beneath consideration.
He's such a misomaniac ,he complains about everything !
Why do you hate all my friends, are you a misomaniac ?
I discovered that I'm a misomaniac , I'm disgusted of all society.
Misomaniac by Sarcastic Misomaniac January 27, 2017
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Midsommar 

A terrifying colt of people who celebrate a 9 day festival in Sweden where people have sex, grab there boobs and scream, grab others asses while having sex, jump off cliffs, get high off shrooms and shroom tea oh and we can’t forget screaming and dancing like a psychopath while I building is on fire with living people in it.
Man this dude is crazy asf, he must of came from Midsommar.
Midsommar by Shweaty Balz July 6, 2019
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