Midsommar 

A terrifying colt of people who celebrate a 9 day festival in Sweden where people have sex, grab there boobs and scream, grab others asses while having sex, jump off cliffs, get high off shrooms and shroom tea oh and we can’t forget screaming and dancing like a psychopath while I building is on fire with living people in it.

Man this dude is crazy asf, he must of came from Midsommar.

Midsommar by Shweaty Balz July 6, 2019

Midsommar 

An ancient, primordial word most commonly used on Earth 616.5 to summon the entity known as Mary.

Meren: Where's Mary?

Alex: I'm not sure, but I'll get her if you need to talk to her. Midsommar!

Mary: Did I hear someone mention Midsommar?

Midsommar by Dartanian99999 October 23, 2019

Midsommar 

Swedes dance drunk around a dick shaped pole with their relatives one day in the summer once a year.

“Have you picked 7 different flowers to dream about your future baby daddy?”

“No I will do it after we have eaten the surströmming (disgusting fish)”

Or

“Did you by the booze, I want to get fucked up tonight”

“Of course! It’s only midsommar once a year”

Midsommar by Swedish queen April 23, 2023

Midsommar Cocktail 

When a girl puts her own period blood or period blood clots into someone’s drink as an act of revenge or some sort of witch thing idk.

The prof was failing us so we bought a passion fruit tea for him at Starbucks and slipped him a midsommar cocktail so he’ll chill.

Midsommar Cocktail by lexaprofessional December 27, 2020

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

Midsummer Crisis

A period of psychological stress occurring in the middle of the summer, triggered by the realization that summer is nearly over and you haven't done half the things you wanted to.

When Jake woke up one morning and saw it was July 26th, he went into a full-blown Midsummer Crisis.

"Did you hear? Jake's having a Midsummer Crisis."
"Poor bloke."
"Yeah, he's been raging the last five days trying to rediscover June."

Midsummer Crisis by John Average July 26, 2009

A Midsummer Night Dream 

Something more confusing than World War one.

A Midsummer Night Dream is soo confusing

A Midsummer Night Dream by ipunnorg May 25, 2021