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Milky Milker 

1. When a suspended person is given a titfuck on their downward facing penis.

2. When you are using breastmilk is as lube for any sexual act.
Man: Yeah, I was laying down on the table with the hole in it, next thing I know she's giving me a milky milker.
Woman: She did not, you're making this up.
Man: I'm telling you, massage parlors are crazy:
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Woman: It's actually really sexy when you're a milky milker.
Non-binary: You're weird.
Woman: Don't Hate
Milky Milker by Mr. McGooey February 13, 2022
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Hot ass German who can have sex with any one they want (usaly hot ass bitches). Usualy nazi blood is in the milke family.
That milke is one hot piece of ass.
milke by Vitaliy March 25, 2005

Milkey's law of irrelevance 

By the time you finish typing a long comment in a chatroom, the subject has changed.
Bob1: my dog is so cool! (John3 is typing) Anne2: Really, what breed is it? Bob1:Jack Russel. Anne2: my aunt has a parrot. Bob1: parrots are so funny. Anne2: Yeah, totally. John3: Cool! I have a dog too! Bob1: Huh? John3: Milkey's law of irrelevance at work. :(.
Avid Planetarion player and member and HC of the great Dark Warriors Alliance, funny, serious and authoritative all rolled into one. Every mans nightmare!
Uh oh....heres milkey
milkey by Entr0py September 23, 2008
a gay man born and raised in communist russia who enjoys vodka martinis
that milke really loves guys balls
milke by lessons May 10, 2005
Meaning: fuckin mint , sexy , good
Listening to a twin turbo: That's "Milkey"
Milkey by Milky mate July 22, 2020

Milkey Mouse 

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park
Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.
Milkey Mouse by Miller.io December 7, 2024
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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