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Milk-Drunk 

When someone feels the effects of drunkness from a non-alcoholic scource.

Can be caused literally (for example milk, apple juice etc) or figuratively (for example drunk on Vibes, music or any other non-literal concept)
I was feeling real milk-drunk last Saturday after a heafty... hefty? whatever Milkshake so i started blasting Elton John's Saturday Night whilst headshotting people as Sniper (huntsman) in TF2 (totallynotbraggingoranything), until i decided to pull up Urban Dictionary and submit a definition for stupid word i made up.

milk drunk 

Usually used to describe how sleepy and drunk-like a baby gets after drinking a lot of milk. They usually fall asleep while nursing/drinking from a bottle and look like a very content and comfortable passed out drunk person. Adorable.
“He’s so full, he’s milk drunk!”

“She nursed for thirty minutes and now she’s milk drunk”
milk drunk by NineOneNine919 February 24, 2019

milk drunk 

A state of pure annoyingness that is reached after you have drank so much milk that everyone around you has to comment on it. Usually happens after three or four glasses of 2% milk.
Vicky: Golly, yesterday Emmanuel drank a whole 2L pint of milk by himself, I couldn't stand him anymore!

Jules: I know, he gets so annoying when he's milk drunk, smh.

No one:
Renaud: As-tu vu, Amir ont leur propre marque de pita!
milk drunk by str8alpha May 31, 2019

milk drinker 

A baby, used as an insult. The insult seems to pre-date Skyrim, and may have origins in Scottish culture.
An old Scottish saying is:

"Bread and cheese is gude to eat when folk can get nae ither meat.
Bread and milk is bairns' meat: I wish them sorrow that be it."

Seems to refer to a "milk drinker".

Another Example: "What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clype-Dreep-Bachle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Scooner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Cally-Breek-Tattie?"

Milk-drinker 

A weak or spineless person. The implication is that milk is a drink for children, whereas real men drink booze. Popularized by the Bethesda game Skyrim.
You really think you're a match for me, milk-drinker?

milk drinker 

An insult / derogative term deriving from the video game Skyrim, often used by City Guards to suggest a person is weak and / or young / inexperienced.

Possible explanations:
Young babies drink milk from their mother's breasts.
and / or
Those who can't handle mead or ale instead drink milk.
and / or
Milk in Skyrim will restore a Warrior's resource for hard-hitting sword swings. Those who require Milk for this purpose would likely be lower-level, and inexperienced.
Don't be such a milk drinker.