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You'r Name is "Theresa" and you're doing the tiktok trend lmao.
You are beautiful and I love you'r name. Probably "Heres" is you'r new nickname?
Heres by Ceobm May 31, 2020
Weirdest bitch you ever met that’s built like a twig and had no idea what she’s talking about
“heres” can be used to explain that somebody is very nice, and pretty
heres by Coocooberrybong October 9, 2020

heres your sign

brought to us by bill engvall. people should where a sign sying that they are stupid so you wouldnt rely on them.
a trucker got his truck stuck inder neath an over pass and a cop pulled over and asked him, "did you get your truck stuck?" the trucker replied, "no, i was haulin this over pass and i ran out of gas...here's your sign"
heres your sign by JC September 28, 2004

Heres something I whipped up 

In the game Smite, playing as the smith of the gods, it is the act of placing a turret into the field of battle announcing it to your enemies in a somewhat cocky optimistic tone only to have said whipped up turret destroyed within seconds making his hours of whipping up his creation from scratch in his shitty forge down the ass.
Example of a scenario
Announcer: Your left phoenix is under attack.
Player 1: (VDD) Defend!
You*Defending the phoenix from 3 enemies*: "Heres something I whipped up"
*They destroy the turret within 3 seconds*
*Enemies destroy left phoenix**Enemies gank you*
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!
Player 1: (VER) You Rock!
Player 1: (VVGG) Good Game!

Heres some shit 

1. Evidence that someone is about to go on a tangent that may or may not have a point
After he said,"Heres some shit.: everything got all confusing and I just quit paying attention
Heres some shit by clichedguy February 5, 2006

heres your card 

When someone put someone in there place. To knock someone down a peg or two. When someone who "knows it all" is proved wrong infront of everyone and is forced to eat his words publicy.
Heres your card bitch. Shut the fuck up you don't have a clue what your talking about.
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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