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Listening to a twin turbo: That's "Milkey"
Milkey by Milky mate July 22, 2020

Milkey's law of irrelevance 

By the time you finish typing a long comment in a chatroom, the subject has changed.
Bob1: my dog is so cool! (John3 is typing) Anne2: Really, what breed is it? Bob1:Jack Russel. Anne2: my aunt has a parrot. Bob1: parrots are so funny. Anne2: Yeah, totally. John3: Cool! I have a dog too! Bob1: Huh? John3: Milkey's law of irrelevance at work. :(.

Milkey Mouse 

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park
Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.
Milkey Mouse by Miller.io December 7, 2024

Mickey Cobbler 

When a guy eats whip cream from a girls butt hole.
"Yooo broo how did things go last night with Jessica, you give her the ole mickey cobbler?"

"Duude I gave her more than the mickey cobbler, had a god damn 5 course meal down there!"
Mickey Cobbler by DannyDimes December 3, 2020
Guy 1: look at the at&t lady HUGE MILKERS
guy 2: MILK
Milkers by LolMILK March 22, 2021

acting da mickey 

Acting stupid, insane
"That's what you get for acting da mickey, Virginia"
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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