Milkmad

Have you ever gone to your local foodmart and they are out of milk? And milk is what you need to eat your cereal? How can they be out of milk?? How mad have you gotten? Did you feel that anger building because all you wanted was a bowl of cereal? Did you get Milkmad???

Girl, Johnny stood me up tonight! I am milkmad!

I am milkmad over this parking ticket I just got! I was not double parked!!

If one more person posts back to school pictures, I am going to get milkmad and blow my top!

by Shawnelli September 19, 2018

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

The Milkman

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

by Genevis September 23, 2021

milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021