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A quick, downward yanking hand job performed by a female. The male leans face first against a wall at a 45 degree angle allowing the penis and ballsack to dangle freely from the fly like an engorged udder. The female, while kneeling, squatting or seated on a small stool vigorously yanks and pulls on the man bits like she’s milking a cow until a rope of nut is milked to completion.
My manager gave me a milkmaid Express in the stockroom last night after close.

Rachel pulled up the ottoman and the next thing I know I was getting the milkmaid express.
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by Tugg N. Harder January 23, 2018
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