Milkma

The weird white powder you find on top of milk cartons when you first get them. A combination of milk and smegma.

Person 1: Hey can you grab some milk
Person2: Yeah Ill try to get the one with the least Milkma

by Schmitty Webermanjenson June 4, 2016

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.

Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

milkaholic

addicted to milk

im such a 1% milkaholic

by sammyboarder23 July 11, 2010

Milkrat

The Eight-Teated Patron Goddess of the Evergreen State College. She is the Mother of Creation, and Her teats represent the Eight facets of life

UW kid: WTF is Milkrat yolo swag 4/20 blaze it bitch
Greener: The Mother of my Salvation.

by Kenny Tonto November 6, 2014

milktate

another way of saying lactate. This being...having milk coming out of a woman's breasts.

Dude, you can't have this baby, your breasts are going to, like, milktate.

by little_one January 12, 2008