milkman2

The meanest, rudest person to ever live. He can only afford milk cause he doesn't have a job cause he spends all his time writing mean crap about people.mean rude

Person1: he is soooo mean! He called me a backstabber on urban dictionary!

Person2: It must have been milkman2

by Iamwrightinganonymously October 5, 2016

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

The Milkman

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

by Genevis September 23, 2021

milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021

milkman

A Black Man who prefers dating White Women.

Looks like the brotha's bringing home the milk again... hes a milkman...

by BlackRose December 23, 2003