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Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.
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Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.
Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.
by MILK!!! December 7, 2021
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Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.
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A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.
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Get the Milk mug.A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.
I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.
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Get the milk mug.The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.
Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds
Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds
Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*
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I forgot to get some Cereal Sauce from the store. Someone asked what milk was and i said milk is cereal sauce.
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