Milk_ 

a really beautiful man

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Greetings, my name is Milk, and today I would like to present an exceedingly excellent Your Mother joke.

Your biological mother is so morbidly obese, when she went to go get her yearly physical done, the doctor took her blood and the results concluded that she had a high blood pressure, onset Type 2 Diabetes, hypertension, and the possibility of heart disease. She also suffers from severe depression, because she lacks confidence in her physical appearance, which enables her to consume even more food, making her more obese. Not to mention, but your mother is becoming so monstrous, she had a hard time fitting through small spaces and exceeding weight limits on practical applications. Your mother has an endless cycle of malicious eating habits that only make her health worsen over time. I hope whoever has read this message enjoyed the humorous Your Mother joke. Thank you for you time and have a blessed day.

wow I really like Milk_ he’s so handsome and has really nice hair

Milk_ by MILK!!! December 7, 2021

Milk 

Something my dad is still looking for to this day.

David- Where’s your dad?
Johnny- Oh, um... he’s b-buying milk right now
David- Really? My dad is too.
Johnny- Do you want me to get the ice cream?
David- Y-yeah.

Milk by no, luv❤️ April 26, 2020

Milk 

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 years or more to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: dad where are you going?
Dad: (staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

Milk by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

milk 

A beverage that the parent of a certain avetard wants his son to consume everyday but his son is drinking everything except milk. Usually when the avetards have milk in the avetard fridge, it will end up extremely spoiled because nobody will touch it or throw it out. It will also stink up the whole fucking apartment and will leave a permanent stench.

I opened the avetard fridge to get some milk and it was so spoiled so I checked the expiration date and it had expired three months ago.

milk by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Milk 

The product that make dads disappear, until (name disappointment here) have become a successful and productive part of society, something your dad has no sense of.

Your Mother: Babe were out of milk
Your dad: I'll go get some then from the store
20 years later...
You: Wow I cannot believe I have finally got 3 stacks of minecraft diamonds

Your dad in the lobby: *Hands you a bucket of milk for your diamonds*

Milk by Iaddunderscorestofeelspecial__ April 27, 2020

Milk 

Milk is good and makes your bones strong

Source of milk: Ryan Ross

Milk by RyDeN iS ReAl >:l July 12, 2017

Milk 

milk is cereal sauce

I forgot to get some Cereal Sauce from the store. Someone asked what milk was and i said milk is cereal sauce.

Milk by Thatkidd13 March 18, 2017