milfman

this is a word used to decribe a man that usually likes the older woman. The most famous milfman is a man called sam taylor of hinckley, leicestershire.

"sam taylor is the greatest milfman in the world

by tom simpson December 19, 2007

Milfman

A man who is interested in dating hot, sexy women with children, (A.K.A. a milf).

Guy #1: My god, she's got like 6 kids, but I'd smash her with that body.

Guy #2: Stop being such a milfman, man.

by Cheslock March 18, 2017

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.

James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

The Milkman

His milk is delicious.

“I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman

by Genevis September 23, 2021

milkman

A person that handles/pleases the wifey/girlfriend, when the husband or boyfriend is away.

That baby doesnt look anything like you. Better ask the wife about the milkman.

by Tony Atlas January 17, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008