Skip to main content
The art of slapping a someone's face repeatedly with your penis. Usually whilst windmilling.
Sam hunched over Marcus doing the Millman and Marcus ended up with a broken nose.
Millman by Georgebrw March 12, 2015
Words you can keep
Term for something that's not quite right. A wrong un. Behavior displayed by a person that makes you uneasy.

Basis of the connotation comes from the 19th Century when laborers working in flour mills were renowned for their reclusive nature and socially inappropriate behavior brought about by working alone in windmills for long periods of time.
"Not sure about that fella. He's a bit of a Millman."
"Working the night-shift has turned him into a Millman"
"I wouldn't let her anywhere near that letching Millman"
Millman by 888123456789888 February 14, 2015
Related Words
Another term for cock or dick
After spending yesterday with your mom, my millman is really sore.
millman by Matt "Shingles" S. April 27, 2007

Scott Millman 

Scott Millman is the act of fucking a young girl with your balls in her mouth
That guy was such a Scott Millman. His balls were in her mouth
Scott Millman by Luke bertke February 18, 2022

Mankato Milkman

A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman 

In simple terms, going for a Wank.
Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

The Milkman 

His milk is delicious.
I am the Milkman, my milk is delicious.”
-The Milkman
The Milkman by Genevis September 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
Next