Milfanoma

1. A disease which results in a man having an overwhelming desire to have sex with milfs.

2. An obsession with older, desirable women.

Man, that dude has a serious case of milfanoma.

by Leo R. December 9, 2008

Milfantasy

Mental state induced by the presence of one or several milfs. Young, single men are most at risk. Common alleged symptoms are daydreaming and overwhelming desire. Also known as cougar disease.

Milfantasy occurences have increased phenomenally since the invention of the internet.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008

milfanca

a term for a mother i'd like to fuck and never call again!

did you see that milfanca? up top!!

by Dr. Suess's Mistress July 7, 2011

Milfana

A hoe who loves sex and loves to pleasure herself with dildos and masturbates a shit ton.

Alternate meaning: A gay.

Hey, you see that chick last night? I just figured out she's a milfana.

by KingKing6972 February 25, 2020

Anorectal melanoma

A melanoma in your ass that can kill you.

Bruh I got anorectal melanoma.

by Gevman November 28, 2019

Melanoma

what snooki will get soon cuz she spends all day in a tanning booth to look like an oompa loompa.

these ppl should stop tanning all the time and get a life!

i know! they'll get melanoma like Snooki!

by the NINJA Cheesecake December 5, 2010