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An unpleasant vaginal residue found in or on a mature woman
I bagged a cougar on my urban hunting trip last night but when I got her back to camp I found that she had a bad case of milfdew
Milfdew by Thekind253 July 30, 2012
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Mildewing 

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.
Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"
Mildewing by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Morning Mildew 

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".
"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
Morning Mildew by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Barbecue or mildew 

Either you gonna do something or you not
Tommy: bruh barbecue or mildew?
Roger: woah chill I choose mildew my g
Barbecue or mildew by THOTpatrol47 January 28, 2019
1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)
* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”
mildewd by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008
Mom I'd like to do every weekend
Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe
MILDEW by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010
Mother I Like Don't Ever Want To Fuck
No way I'd do your fat mom...she's a MILDEWF
mildewf by jona fin May 12, 2009
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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