Milfdew

An unpleasant vaginal residue found in or on a mature woman

I bagged a cougar on my urban hunting trip last night but when I got her back to camp I found that she had a bad case of milfdew

by Thekind253 July 30, 2012

Mildewing

When you have done nothing all day or are being lazy. It is to imply that your lack of movement, has caused mold or mildew to start growing on your body.

Friend 1: "Hey, what are you up to?"
Friend 2: "Not much, just mildewing"

by Bambieticklejugs September 13, 2019

Morning Mildew

The female equivalent of "Morning Wood".

"I (Kali) woke up one morning to a puddle of morning mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."

by DROYFRESH September 29, 2011

Barbecue or mildew

Either you gonna do something or you not

Tommy: bruh barbecue or mildew?
Roger: woah chill I choose mildew my g

by THOTpatrol47 January 28, 2019

mildewd

1. a man, formerly fastidious in dress and/or manner, who has now allowed himself to deteriorate with advancing age. 2. clothing that would only be worn by such an individual. (plural: mildewds)

* “Man, get a haircut. You’re such a mildewd.”
* “That shirt was mildewd 20 years ago.”
* “I don’t want to go to Shifty McNasty’s, it’s a bar for mildewds.”
* “The mildewd, no longer fashionably late, received a scowl from the prestigious crowd.”

by Daryl Dean June 20, 2008

MILDEW

Mom I'd like to do every weekend

Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe

by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010

mildewf

Mother I Like Don't Ever Want To Fuck

No way I'd do your fat mom...she's a MILDEWF

by jona fin May 12, 2009