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Cal: Hey you see that MILDEW over there?
Andrew: Nah I normally don't look at fungus
Cal: No no that 'MILDEW'
Andrew: Oh yeah she's a babe
MILDEW by I'm Gudda Gudda May 10, 2010
Words you can keep
A word used as a replacement of the word "awkward" when "awkward" has been overused in the conversation.
Lindsay: Bill did you just lick Justin?
Bill: Umm...
Justin: Uhh...
Katie: Mildew...
mildew by Billium August 15, 2006
Ta dip out when aint no honie's down for tha cut up.
To leave when your chances of a one nighter are slim to none.
"What up man, what you wando...bar-b-q or mildew?"
mildew by QCB September 8, 2005
Sajanae
Damn! SaJanae smell like mildew
mildew by pooopieeeegangggg November 5, 2018
Many Indonesian mistakenly believe "mildew" to be the English word for tobacco. It's because in Indonesia, the word "mild" is disproportionately more commonly used in cigarette advertisings compared to any other publication.
Whenever my friend asked for the location of 'mildew' plants at a park, I was confused until I realized he thought it meant tobacco—thanks to all those cigarette ads in Indonesia using 'mild' everywhere!
mildew by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025

Mildew Slammer 

Having sex with a girl who has vaginal fungus.
"Dude, last night I got a mildew slammer, now my dick's growing penicillin!"
Mildew Slammer by Moldy Vag July 2, 2009

Mildew Mouth 

a person with rotten teeth/ breath, who wont stop sending the stink your way when they talk
Hey, mildew mouth, point that weapon some where else, its smell when you talk makes me want to hurl.
Mildew Mouth by PattiePoe January 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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