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Morning Mildew
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The
female
equivalent
of "
Morning Wood
".
"I (Kali) woke up one
morning
to a
puddle
of
morning
mildew and wondered what I could have fantasized about the night before."
Morning Mildew
by
DROYFRESH
September 29, 2011