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Mikolas Josef
A Czech singer who participated in Eurovision 2018. He is the most amazing person to ever walk this earth.
Person 1: My favourite singer is Ariana Grande
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar
Mikolas Josef by _teammiki January 6, 2019
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Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
Mikolas Josef by teammiki March 30, 2019
Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
Mikolas Josef by @mikolas.alb June 18, 2019
mikolaj
a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy
osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !
mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mikolaj by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017
Mikolaj
A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what
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