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Mikolas is a beautiful boy but he discriminates others bc os their number of followers.He is bad and has no soul and he would hurt u,but when he gets hurted he cries and becomes a baby.There is not true love for him.He eats a ton but dont gets fat.
1:He is mikolas 100%
2:How do u know?
1:He has no soul
mikolas by korokaaa September 24, 2018
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Mikolas Josef 

A Czech singer who participated in Eurovision 2018. He is the most amazing person to ever walk this earth.
Person 1: My favourite singer is Ariana Grande
Person 2: What?! How can you not say Mikolas Josef!!
Person 1: Omg of course how could I forget my precious Czech superstar
Mikolas Josef by _teammiki January 6, 2019

Mikolas Josef 

Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.

"yo, what's up?"

-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
for any mention of Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef by teammiki March 30, 2019

Mikolas Josef 

Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef

Example 2:

Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
Mikolas Josef by @mikolas.alb June 18, 2019
A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.
Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.
Mikolaj by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016
a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy
osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mikolaj by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017
A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what
Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot
Mikolaj by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019
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