mikolai

A polish dude with a massive willy sometimes to big, as he cant keep it in his pants, he eats anything he finds and is basically an animal you have left over food and don't feel like wasting it find a mate named mikolai.

Im full
"mikolai walks in"
hey there

by thebestkingever May 26, 2021

Mikolai

Mikolai is a very sad and angry Slavic man who's upset that they didnt get the name Nikolai, knowing they are a shadow of their ethnicity

''Why did I have to be named Mikolai, im just a big fat phony'' - Mikolai

by IHATESLAVS January 10, 2022

Mikolaj

A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.

Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.

by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016

mikolaj

a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy

osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj

by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017

mikolinski

an awesome half polish half russian person. hot, smart, kick ass. very exclusive group. :)

that mikolinski is da shit right there.

by blitzkreipt bop April 1, 2008

Mikolaj

A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what

Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot

by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019

Mikolaj

Epic man with 47 girlfriends and he also runs the streets with his drillas.

Man: Mikolaj is girl hoarder

by Bigman2344 August 30, 2021