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Mikolai is a very sad and angry Slavic man who's upset that they didnt get the name Nikolai, knowing they are a shadow of their ethnicity
''Why did I have to be named Mikolai, im just a big fat phony'' - Mikolai
Mikolai by IHATESLAVS January 10, 2022
A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.
Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.
Mikolaj by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016
a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy
osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj
mikolaj by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017

mikolinski 

an awesome half polish half russian person. hot, smart, kick ass. very exclusive group. :)
that mikolinski is da shit right there.
mikolinski by blitzkreipt bop April 1, 2008
A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what
Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot
Mikolaj by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019
Epic man with 47 girlfriends and he also runs the streets with his drillas.
Man: Mikolaj is girl hoarder
Mikolaj by Bigman2344 August 30, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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