mikolaj

a sexy intelligent person who gets bitches mostly makes racist jokes about arabs and ciniks very smart and gets loads of money and pussy

osama bin laden : dam did u see the guy that was mikolaj allhakbar !

mia khalifa: i fucked tha guy yesterday he had a huge cock his name was mikolaj

by jimmy 69911 January 17, 2017

mikolaj

A great friend with a great personality.

Look Its Mikolaj

The awesome guy from school?

by Andrew6847 June 17, 2016

mikolaj

A polish prick who over reacts when you do the slightest of things to him, usually born with a natural ghetto booty

"Man that guy is so annoying"

"Yeh, his name is Mikolaj"

by Whatthefrick December 7, 2013

mikolaj

a polish man who lives in Poland with no wallet

Hi Mikolaj, where is your wallet?

by cxcvxcvxxcvxcvxcv March 13, 2017

Mikolaj

A name for a legit Polish gangster. An individual with this name typically has an enormous penis and a lot of money.

Person 1: Hey bro, you know about that nigga Mikolaj?
Person 2: Yeah bro, that's nigga's a boss. He's the best.

by Spooky_Shrek July 31, 2016

Mikolaj

A very sexy polish boy, with an amazing body and personality, he’s very loving and kind, hell always be there for you no matter what

Did you see mikolaj he’s so hot

by Xxitsamy January 25, 2019

Mikolaj

Epic man with 47 girlfriends and he also runs the streets with his drillas.

Man: Mikolaj is girl hoarder

by Bigman2344 August 30, 2021