middle of nowhere 

anywhere that isn't the city. suburbs, countryside, small towns. places nobody's heard of unless they live there.

my car broke down and i'm fucking stranded in the middle of nowhere.

middle of nowhere by superflychick June 11, 2006

middle of nowhere 

Where they put rapist's.

Don't buy a house next to the middle of nowhere, There's rapist in those empty fields!

middle of nowhere by White Vato August 4, 2006

the middle of nowhere 

a remote area, a very isolated place

These people sure do live in the middle of nowhere.

the middle of nowhere by Light Joker October 6, 2005

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

Buttfuck middle of nowhere by Bendio December 9, 2008

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere 

In the center of a large area with no notable economic, social, geographic, cultural, or other values. The "Fucking" aspect of the phrase is usually associated with the frustration that comes with being located in the "Nowhere" that is being referred to.

"Jesus fucking scrotum-christ, where's the map?! We're in the middle of fucking nowhere!!!"

Middle Of Fucking Nowhere by tormentorofsouls666 March 26, 2010

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere 

To be in the middle of Buttfuck nowhere.
Hillbilly country.

To be on an isolated place in the middle of nowhere.

Well done Terry, now the car's smashed up and we're IN THE MIDDLE OF BUTTFUCK NOWHERE, all because you had to hotbox THE FUCKING CAR WHILE DRIVING... WITH THE WINDOWS UP! FUCK YOU TERRY. FUCK YOU.

Just like that Hillbilly's over there's going to do.

The Middle Of Buttfuck Nowhere by FUCK! THERE'S MORE HILLBILLIES April 1, 2021

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere 

A place located in such an obscenely obscure part of the world that one would rather fuck his/her own sister/brother than to even fathom venturing to it for any reason. At all. Ever.

Ted: Hey man, can you take me home?
Bob: Sure bro, where do you live?
(Ted gives his address)
Bob: No way, man. That's in the middle-of-ass nowhere. Good luck finding someone to haul your ass all the way out there.

Carla: Oh shit, we're lost. And we're in the middle-of-ass nowhere.
Brandon: Oh God, I'd legitimately rather be fucking my own sister than sitting here.
Carla: I AM your sister, Brandon.
Brandon: ...I'll grab the condoms from the truck.

Middle-Of-Ass Nowhere by HamStatler April 11, 2011