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Microaster 

The mixture of a Toaster and a Microwave.
KYLE: Dude, their selling microasters on eBay for 35 bucks!

BRANDON: Really? That's Lame.

AUSTIN: Your lame!

KYLE: Word.
Microaster by ASteezy June 11, 2008

Micromaster 

A small-scale TransFormer, measuring about an inch in height.
The Micromaster Air Strike Patrol consists of four tiny robots which turn into tiny aeroplanes.
Micromaster by Andy April 17, 2004

Micromasterbation

When a guy rubs his croch for about one second.
Pardon my micromasterbation.

Micromakker 

It stands for someone that is really small, but your best friend, we in Holland use it all the time!
Hey Micromakker, how are you doing.
Micromakker by Fioreaete June 13, 2022

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026